my boobs look incredible teehee - teehee
“do you want me to leave?” no, no! i’m a big girl, i can do this
number three! number three! thanks for this lads! i took over the spotify UK instagram
the other day and we did a.. we wrote a little song together and i kinda love it! yeah shoutout
to everyone who was there and added all the lyrics cause i dunno what i would have done!
this is the song! it’s called barbecue suck - alright here we go. Do you want to sing
along? in the “i dont mind”.. ok
i saw you bought a barbecue and rumours have begun
you’ve arranged on saturday to have a little
fun and i waited for an invite, i knew would never
come no fear of missing out here, cause i’ve
already won
yeah i dont mind it’s okay
i was tired, anyway i’ll be fine
i feel great oh give me a break
for a singular date aint got no time to waste for youuuu
i UNPLUGGED YOUR BBQ AND BROKE OF ALL YOUR EGGS
taken every burger bun hid them in a hedge put a snail in your mayonnaise, mixed grass
into your greens think the magpies stole your cutlery - cause
that one wasn’t me
yeah i dont mind it’s okay
i was tired, anyway i’ll be fine
i feel great oh give me a break
for a singular date guess the steaks have beens raised
now your garden’s in flames there wasn’t even a cake
all your guests gonna flake aint got no time to waste for youuuu
OOOOOH
alright cheers! it was so good! it was so fun! yeah you can watch back the whole stream
via the link in the description to watch how all those ideas happened aright cheers bye!
i’ll be fine i’ll be great just another saturday?! sam! sam’s got bars